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So I was looking through the tag for my username and came across this. I never noticed that tag before. Yes.

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Favorite GCB Moments

1.02 - Hell Hath No Fury: Jesus Take The Wheel

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A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum, bro. Sunday In The Park With George, bro. Company, bro. Follies, bro. A Little Night Music, bro. Assassins, bro. Into the Woods, bro. Gypsy, bro. BERNADETTE PETERS’ ENTIRE CAREER, bro.

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Kristen Chenoweth’s “No-Calorie-Left-Behind Pie” as described in her memoir “A Little Bit Wicked”

* Crunch up six king-size Butterfinger bars. Smash them up in a plastic bag or beat them with a rolling pin while they’re still in the wrapper. Exercise your agressions. Very therapeutic.

* Take a twelve-ounce deal of Cool Whip and mix it up with the candy-bar shrapnel.

* Plop all that into one of those graham-cracker crusts. (Just get over yourself and buy the premade kind. Don’t be all Barefoot Contessa about it.)

* Freeze! No, not you, the pie. I mean freeze in the freezer, not in a theatrical sense. This is important. If you skip this step, people will assume it’s French onion dip and stick their potato chips in it.

* Serve it with a smile on paper plates. The kind with the rippled edges, whenever possible.

Next up when I get the book back/when I have the time: K. Cheno’s “Chenolicious White Trash Cookies”.

Kristen Chenoweth’s “No-Calorie-Left-Behind Pie” as described in her memoir “A Little Bit Wicked”

* Crunch up six king-size Butterfinger bars. Smash them up in a plastic bag or beat them with a rolling pin while they’re still in the wrapper. Exercise your agressions. Very therapeutic.

* Take a twelve-ounce deal of Cool Whip and mix it up with the candy-bar shrapnel.

* Plop all that into one of those graham-cracker crusts. (Just get over yourself and buy the premade kind. Don’t be all Barefoot Contessa about it.)

* Freeze! No, not you, the pie. I mean freeze in the freezer, not in a theatrical sense. This is important. If you skip this step, people will assume it’s French onion dip and stick their potato chips in it.

* Serve it with a smile on paper plates. The kind with the rippled edges, whenever possible.

Next up when I get the book back/when I have the time: K. Cheno’s “Chenolicious White Trash Cookies”.

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My friend and I were talking about the possibility of Violet being dead, and she came to the brilliant conclusion that it would be a good way to keep the Harmon family around. If Violet is dead then they can’t leave the house without losing her.