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mydrunkkitchen:

tectonical:

hannah hart on parks and recreation as leslie knope’s younger cousin or something

BIG DITTO

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theonqreyjoy:

i like how people never fail to miss the point of my game of thrones kings gifset because they always go “do u HatE dNAY?/?? whY  i S dANY nOT in pOST???”

oh hm i dunno i might have left dany out of my kings gifset because shE’S NOT A KING??????

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I really want some poutine right now. Like, my stomach is extremely upset but all I want to eat is poutine. The only place to get it around here is about half an hour away. Ugggggh.

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whoisstevemaroney:

Today, we learned of a new colleague. His name is Joe. And he works, where does he work? In a button factory? (Oh, camp songs). No. We don’t know where he works. But he is from Wisconsin, maybe. His number is at least.

Anyway, he had news for Steve. They’re switching letterhead. Or something like…

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wannabefinalgirl asked: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers. Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity!

  1. I’m starting to not give a crap about what people think of my body and instead just caring about being healthy and that’s pretty damn awesome. 
  2. I make really good mixed drinks. In fact I’m enjoying one right now.
  3. I’m really damn smart. 
  4. I am a fantastic musician and play entirely too many instruments for my own good but I love it.
  5. I’m a fiercely loyal friend.

BOOM.

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annabellioncourt:

plz-no:

Simultaneously the worst and best movie ever made

Actually one of my teachers watched every single version of Romeo and Juliet with the original text in front of him to prove that this was the worst version, but to his great dismay its the most accurate film adaptation of it, with the lines closest to the original text and most similar stage direction and relayed emotions.

He proceeded to show it to us in class.

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caesaretluna:

"nope"

- everyone

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whoisstevemaroney:

So soon already?

Well yes, because we may have had a break in the case. A break that tells us that Maroney may in fact be the correct spelling of this guy’s name. We’re bound and determined to locate this fooltrain. Updates on this break to follow. But really, a few more anecdotes are in…

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